Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
Category: Husband Wife SMS   Language: English   Length: 133 Characters)
My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game.
Category: Husband Wife SMS   Language: English   Length: 96 Characters)
Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega
saat pheron ke saath koi tumse bandh jayega. Abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se affair kar lo
kya pata kal kaun sa model tumhe saunpa jayega..
Category: Husband Wife SMS   Language: Hindi   Length: 165 Characters)
Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne
Hello kiya,
Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.
Category: Husband Wife SMS   Language: Hindi   Length: 162 Characters)
Pati: film vich raat ek chudel kade mere, te kade mere pichhe!
Patni: kehdi film si?
Pati: Apne vyah di movie si!
Category: Husband Wife SMS   Language: Punjabi   Length: 115 Characters)
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